the story of the four founders of Hogwarts:
Over a thousand years ago, the four greatest witches and wizards of the age dream to protect the young wizards of the muggle persecution during the dark middle age.
Godric Gryffindor (Richard Madden), Helga Hufflepuff (Rachel Weisz), Rowena Ravenclaw (Gemma Arterton) and Salazar Slytherin (Michael Fassbeder) build a castle together, far from Muggle eyes. They live in harmony during a moment, until Salazar begins to want to accept only pure blood in the school. The dissensions start between the four, until an epic fight…
My jaw dropped. There should be a Hogwarts Prequel!
Filed under “things that should exist as real films.”
GREATEST FAN MADE TRAILER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Casting is freaking PERFECT.
Fassy as Salazar is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.
someone needs to ask JK about this
Parody PSA of The Day: Millennials Apologize for Sucking So Bad
This sarcastic PSA video brought to you by Can Opener Studio offers a series of apologetic messages from the Millennial Generation for being unemployed, crippled by student loan debt and texting too much in an economy void of the manufacturing jobs that were once readily available for the baby boomers and their parents’ generation.
10x12: You are not alone
11x02: I have to do this alone.
So apparently character development works backwards now???
Just in case you were wondering, I looked up the article they’re referencing and here’s the full context of the quote, which makes it clear that this really is something that needs to end:
“In states with stand-your-ground laws, the shooting of a black person by a white person is found justifiable 17 percent of the time, while the shooting of a white person by a black person is deemed justifiable just over 1 percent of the time, according to the study. In states without stand-your-ground laws, white-on-black shootings are found justified just over 9 percent of the time.”
I hear what you’re saying: Stand Your Ground seems to favor one race over another. But you’re hand-picking statistics to make it seem as though Stand Your Ground is racist. It’s not.
- Black people, specifically men, are incarcerated at 6x the rate of white people.
- Black inmates make up almost 1 million of the 2.3 million incarcerated population: just under 44%.
- Gun violence amongst black people is 2x higher than that of white people.
These are just three of thousands of statistics against black people.
It looks like a conspiracy!
People want to blame social and racial issues, the “Three Strike” policy, discrimination due to Zero Tolerance, no rehabilitation programs, and a host of other “causes” of why black people get the “short end of the stick”.
I’m not a sociologist or an expert in social situations but let’s stop blaming a group’s actions on another group because the stats look better.
FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
they were talking about his height
They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3